Funny Ones - Instant Asshole Lighter - Random Colour

Name: Funny Ones - Instant Asshole Lighter - Random Colour
Brand: Funny Ones
SKU: Funny Ones - Instant Asshole - Random Colour
Price: 2.99 AUD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.0 (1 reviews)

$2.99

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Funny Ones - Nosey Little Fucker - yellow

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Start the session with a spark of sarcasm. The Instant Asshole gas lighter brings crass humor to your smoking setup with its loud slogan printed boldly on the front. Each lighter ships in a random colour, so there’s always a small surprise in every order.

Perfect for Smokers Who Like to Stir the Pot

Built for smokers who don’t take themselves too seriously, this refillable butane lighter is more than just a tool—it’s a conversation starter. It pairs well with glass bongs, rolling trays, and any setup where laughs are welcome.

Refillable butane lighter
Random colour chosen at dispatch
Printed slogan: “Instant Asshole – Just Add Alcohol”
Compact and portable
Great match with our glass bong range

Add Personality to Your Setup

This funny gas lighter fits right in with novelty smoking gear and makes a great gag gift. It's one of the most picked-up items alongside glass bongs and other smoking accessories .

• Bold Slogan: Features the eye-catching and cheeky slogan "Instant Asshole", guaranteed to spark a laugh.
• Random Colour: Each lighter comes in a randomly selected colour – a surprise with every order.
• Compact & Portable: Pocket-sized for easy carry and convenience.
• Conversation Starter: Perfect for parties, social gatherings, or as a novelty gift.
• Collectible Item: Part of the Funny Ones series – ideal for those who collect humorous or novelty lighters.
• Universal Flame: Reliable standard flame suitable for lighting cigarettes, candles, or incense.
• Great Gift Idea: Makes a hilarious stocking stuffer or gag gift for mates with a sense of humour.

• 1 x Funny Ones Slogan lighter

• Type: Refillable gas lighter
• Material: Plastic and metal
• Dimensions: Approximately 8cm x 2.5cm
• Flame Type: Standard flame
• Colour: Randomly selected
• Ignition: Flint wheel

At present, Bong Warehouse does not provide spare parts for this product.

At Bong Warehouse we suggest the cleaning this product by wiping down with a damp cloth and air drying

At Bong Warehouse, we partner with Australia Post for our shipping services.
Australia Post calculates live shipping rates based on the size of your order, ensuring the cheapest possible pricing for all deliveries with reliable, timetabled courier service.

We offer FREE shipping Australia wide on orders exceeding $150 and FREE international shipping on orders exceeding $250.

Domestic (Australia) Orders Under $150
• Australia Post: Calculated at checkout (3 - 10 days)
• Express Australia Post: Calculated at checkout (2 - 5 days)

Domestic (Australia) Orders Over $150
• FREE SHIPPING Shipped via Australia (3 - 10 days)
•Express Australia Post: Calculated at checkout (2 - 5 days)

International Orders Under $250
• Flat rate shipping $25 (10 - 21 days)

International OVER Under $250
• FREE SHIPPING Shipped via Australia Post (10 - 21 days)

Express shipping option available for domestic orders only.
At this stage we do not offer express shipping option on international orders.

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